Blog - /Quotes

1gentle.giant@gmail.com wrote:

Make Microsoft angry! How? Click here and find out:

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You put on a ring of aggravate monster. -more-
Bill Gates hits!

— "Patashu"

Bill Gates causes an illegal operation! The dungeon falls down..

— "Renan(r)"

Oh no, he's using the Blue Screen of Death!

— "Patashu"

Bill Gates hits! Your purse seems lighter...

— Jack Bolsen

You read a scroll called Help.chm. You are confused!

— Gary Olson

These were some amusing responses to a spam post to the rec.games.roguelike.nethack newsgroup.